Plot twist: Only tumblr users survive the apocalypse because we were too lazy to go outside to see what was going on.
Second plot twist: We don’t realize everyone else is gone until we run out of food. We don’t really care until all the Nutella is gone.
Third plot twist: We finally all meet up because we have to repopulate the world.
Fourth plot twist: Everyone on tumblr actually gets laid.
(Source: braveponds)
Anonymous: Chocolate Chip please. What was your last URL. Your description looks familiar.
my last url on this blog was thesunisrising and on my other blog it was trouty-mike
pavarottisklaine: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIIIIRL LIVING IN A LONELY WOOOOOORLLLD SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEE
JUST A CITY BOY BORN AND RAISED IN SOUTH DETROOOOOOOOOOOOITTTTT HE TOOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYWHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
